June 2010
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December 2009
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The German words for thunder and lightning are...
Dec 2nd
I want you. →
Dec 1st
Today I was on Mystery Google, and I typed in the...
I really want to try this.
Dec 1st
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So, I never thought a MLIA would happen to me but,...
Dec 1st
Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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November 2009
65 posts
Reblog if you feel the need to pee while you're...
(via meowzedong)
Nov 30th
Nov 30th
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Please Santa, please. →
Nov 28th
Nov 28th
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Reblog with the name of a band but replace one...
captainalex: naked-sushi: icantdance—sorry: marzargo: gracedarhling: danghxcbrooke: chaseafterme: samlautner: hannahhorrorface: atmosfears: baggedmilk: navigatekate: -darlingnicotine: firsttoolast: worshipandtribute: indiehipster: Noodleback noodleOATH Noodel Is What We Aim For all time noodle death cab for noodle. jack’s noodle bring noodle the...
Nov 28th
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I don't know what it is, but I can't stand you. Im...
Nov 19th
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Today, I realized Lifesavers are called Lifesavers...
Nov 18th
The other day, I was sitting behind a girl in...
Nov 17th
Nov 17th
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Yesterday, a man came into my store buying 20 helium tanks, 5 spools of thread and 1,000 colorful balloons. Today, he returned to the store and showed me a picture of his house. with thousands of balloons raised above. I asked him why he did this. He then told me all about his son’s “UP” themed birthday party. MLIA   New 18th birthday party idea.
Nov 15th
Reblog if Mark and Tom should leave their wifes...
(via whenyoufuckedgrandpa) Definitelyyy.
Nov 15th
Nov 15th
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Nov 15th
One day I'll make something cute like this. →
itwascalledyellow: (via weareadventurers) You don’t need to make anything cute like that. Just you alone is so much cute that it’s unatural. I love you.  You make me blush. I love you.
Nov 15th
One day I'll make something cute like this. →
Nov 15th
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Nov 15th
Nov 15th
Nobody is reading this.
Nov 14th
Nov 14th
I'm waiting for my dad to get back with the...
So I had a really strange dream last night. It was like I woke up and was going through my day, but everthing around me was all distorted. I moved into an apartment and in place of the oven was an easy-bake oven. I wouldn’t mind, actually.
Nov 14th
Nov 14th
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The deer, the bear, the fox,
to run to kill to search
Nov 13th
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Nov 13th
Nov 11th
A few quotes from Skins Series 3
“Do you know what Naomi is spelt backwards? I moan.” -JJ “You couldn’t make me feel alright if you stapled your tongue to my clit, and stood on a cement mixer.” -Naomi “I bought a fucking gateau!” -Cook “I look at alot of people. It doesn’t mean I want to get to know them.” -Effy “Hi I’m Pandora and I’m...
Nov 11th
It all makes sense now.
What is it like to fall in love? “Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.” -Roger, age 9 Some sure-fire ways to make a person fall in love with you: “Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores.” -Del, age 6 When is it okay to kiss someone? “It’s never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you… that’s why I stopped doing it.” -Jean, age 10 On the role of...
Nov 11th
My chest hurts and it's hard to breathe.
Damn. Im going to go watch Skins.
Nov 11th
Today I was eating a cupcake when the phone rang. I panicked and stuffed the entire cupcake into my mouth. I still don’t know why I did that. MLIA
Nov 11th
I used to fear becoming old.
Now I’m thinking that it might not be so bad.
Nov 11th
Today during Religious Education at school I told my teacher I didn’t believe in God because I prayed for almost a whole year that I would get a bike last Christmas, and did not get a bike. He replied “Silly boy, your doing it wrong. You don’t ask for a bike, you steal one then ask for forgiveness.” Hello new favourite teacher. MLIA
Nov 10th
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Nov 10th